Theory of Introduction

A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.

"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"

by tymbernz November 23, 2006

Introversy

A heated disagreement with oneself.

His desire to be famous and his need to be left alone had led him to this strange moment - on stage, in front of thousands of screaming fans, ready to walk off and go home, in a state of raging introversy.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

IntroSpecktive

IntroSpecktive is a gaming Youtuber who mainly focuses on Nintendo games,mainly the smash bros franchise. He is really good with charizard, peach, Ridley, and piranha plant. He also knows his fair share of Mii swordfighter. He also despised rosalina and luma back in the "smash 4 days". If you want high quality Nintendo skits, gameplay, reactions and more, IntroSpective is for you

IntroSpecktive has a great amount of humour and gaming skill

by Aram Animates September 10, 2020

lachrymose intolerant

avoidance of overly dramatic movies or tv shows that feature complicated domestic plots

Crankshaft refused to watch soap operas on the basis that he was lachrymose intolerant.

by Una Malachica April 3, 2009

House intro

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.

Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.

by JackTracker December 18, 2008

Reverse Intolerance

is intolerance by any person or group against members of a group commonly thought of as intolerant. Groups may be defined in terms of race, gender, ethnicity, class, political party, religion, or other factors. This intolerance may seek to redress social injustices under which tolerant groups have had less access to power enjoyed by the intolerant group. The label reverse intolerance may also be used to highlight the intolerance inherent in extreme political programs. Reverse intolerance can be defined as the unequal treatment of members of the commonly known intolerant groups resulting from preferential patterns, as in the rise of any idea not belonging to the new intolerant group, intended to remedy earlier intolerance against the latter.

I was the subject of reverse intolerance when I got punched in the face at a rally I walked through downtown by someone claiming I wasn't being tolerant of their views. How would they know what my views are without asking me? Seems pretty intolerant to me.

Even though I'm a middle class hard worker holding 2 jobs to make ends meet, because of the nice car my parent's gave me I was shown reverse intolerance at the gas station for being greedy by someone yelling at me, "Nice car, who'd you screw over to climb that corporate ladder?".

There appears to be no end to reverse intolerance, it's everywhere. After I redefined who I was as a person in my 30's, I realized I'm intolerant of my new self because I used to not tolerate my old self. I used to be intolerant. I still am, but I used to too.

by Imakemymemes August 7, 2018

THX intro

the loudest fucking noise you'll ever hear in your entire life.

THX intro: i will do what i must
my ears hanging on for dear life: you will try

by Yanny? June 19, 2020