instabilts

Unstable stilts not to be consfused with the commercial-sounding "insta-builts"...whatever those are..

Ahhhhh I'm not walking on those... they're instabilts!

I saw this clown at the zoo yesterday, he fell so hard he musta been wearin instabilts.

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

install a hole

the act of digging a hole, most often a grave!

Scenario #1
Fred: Hey boss we gonna install a hole today?

Boss: Nope, but ill beep u when i got someone.

Scenario #2
Boss: Hey, you free today? I need to install a hole!

Fred: Yeah I'm free, just bring the shovels!

by Fr3d Sm1th April 23, 2009

instabolical

An extraordinary instance where unknown happenstances become perfectly clear, in a moments notice, taking all sides by complete surprise.

It quickly became an instabolical situation.

by digger_dan June 9, 2011

Installitis

From the latin Haddenus, condition exist when one is not able to lift arms above shoulder level to properly work on a vehicle. Sometimes comes when you are assigned a job that is above your mental mechanical level. Also when you are a complete idiot but do not know it , but still think you are the smartest person ever!

Dan: "I'm feeling like a Dinosaur today and with these raptor arms Im not able to work on this car."

Tom: "Looks like a bad case of installitis!"

Dan: "mmmmmmmm I got to go home Im sick"

by Muddafuckajones August 20, 2013

instabarf

When you instantly vomit, commonly after takin a nasty shot or when you smell something dead.

"Did you see that dude chug that tequila out the bottle and then instabarf?"
Or
"When I looked in my girls little trash can by the toilet I straight instabarfed!"

by Cagz June 7, 2014

Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

Instabrawl

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.

I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018