insomnia

Inabillity to sleep when it is appropriate.
Prolonged lack of sleep causing physical symptoms.

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!

by Or am I the Dog January 9, 2004

Insomnia

1. A disorder that prevents one from sleeping.

2. What you pay a doctor to diagnose you with so you can get medical weed.

1. Max became very adept at masturbation after two weeks of insomnia. He just had too much time.

2. James paid some corrupt doctor to prescribe him weed for his "insomnia".

by MyDogBarksAtTheWashingMachine November 19, 2012

insomniated

the act or moment of having insomnia

I am so insomniated, I cannot sleep. I am feelin insomniated.

by KRAZIE NISH January 15, 2012

insomniac

Show on Comedy Central starring Dave Attel getting drunk off his ass late at night.

"Mother Fucking Delicious!"

by DANfan May 8, 2003

Sunday night insomnia

the inability to sleep on a Sunday night because you were out late the past two nights partying/hanging out and now you have to go to bed much earlier for work/school the next morning

"I only got 4 hours of sleep last night....I went to bed at 11 but Sunday night insomnia kept me awake forever

by jack butler505 March 18, 2011

insomniacal

the adjective form of insomnia

"Whoah, that chick stays up late... thats soo totally insomniacal of her"

originally invented by Ash from Oregon, cuz sometimes she is insomnical.

by FreakCitySF April 8, 2008

insomniacified

someone who wishes not to sleep during the hours your supposed to sleep, or any other time for that matter.

It's 3am and all my friend are sleeping, whilst I'm talking to strangers who are also insomniacified.

by Amethyst1 January 4, 2009