Influednesday

The flu-like symtoms experienced on a Wednesday when the effects of a heavy weekend chemically react with the hard slog of work

Pauline: I feel horrendous today, sore throat, bloked nose, headache, tired....
Colin: Did you go out at the weekend?
Pauline: Yes and then some...
Colin: Hmmm looks like a bad case of influednesday to me.

by Squapstars October 19, 2011

Influx Waver

A Post Golem and pre lunatic cultist sword witch you could get

The only way to get it is if you defeated a Martian saucer 11.11 drop chance

It is a sword better than the terra blade and could deal more damage than the star wraith

Hey I have the influx waver should I reforged it to legendary?

by SomeRandomGay September 16, 2019

inflared

meaning both inflammed and flaring up...all at once

I twisted my knee while kneeling in front of some Belgian guy, and now it's inflared.

by Wade November 23, 2004

infuriating

when your new computer is locked down like fort knox, and you don't have the password

It is infuriating when the clock on the computer is set for 2001 and you can't change it with out a password.

by moi2010 February 4, 2010

spheres of influence

boobs
tits
breasts
especially when large
i.e. c cups or bigger

After i saw the waitress's spheres of influence peeking out of her shirt, i couldn't help giving her a big tip.

by backtothefuturemobile September 7, 2008

Influxuated

When a womans Vagina is rubbed completely raw during intercourse, the man or woman will then take a handfull of salt and sprinkle it on her opening, causeing her much pain. Then he or she will slap the vagina in question 3 times, and then begin having intercourse once more.

I got Brians Mom So Influxuated Last night, she screamed like a Wild svengali all through the night!

by Tavinium Rice April 10, 2010

influenzer

n. Infectious person who, often in an uncaring fashion, modifies the needs, wants, behaviours, and lifespans of others.

....................

I see you had to close your bar again.

Yeah, we had a drunk self-centered influenzer come in. Again.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020