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The Inflatable Pig

Any self obsessed individual that jogs and wobbles in increasingly desperate attempts to create an illusion of fitness whilst shrouded in a layer of all concealing black lycra.
Regard mi bredren Simon; him gwan all The Inflatable Pig stylie..
by The Poison Dwarf October 31, 2011
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Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.
"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."
by Nut_meme March 26, 2017
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Inflatable scarf

When you go down on a woman (cunnilingus) and she farts and you feel a warm breeze on your neck.
I told my girlfriend the room was freezing, she gave me an inflatable scarf
by DodoStaff April 13, 2022
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emoji inflation

emoji inflation : The overuse of "loves" instead of "likes" and there's nothing to indicate an even greater feeling.
Brenda "loved" every birthday wish on Facebook instead of liking them, and had no way left to express how much she really really really loved Tony's birthday message. Brenda realized she had become a victim of emoji inflation.
by exacto marks July 17, 2021
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Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.
Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.
by Qxl April 5, 2020
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Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.
by SageExtreme October 16, 2010
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Inflated cranium

A head that is so large it looks inflated.
by P1aneboy July 2, 2021
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