Ovation inflation

The inappropriate response of applause regardless of the quality of the performance

The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.

by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010

Inflatophobia

The fear of inflation like inflatable love dolls, Thanksgiving parade balloons, and blow up latex suits.

I discover that my girlfriend got inflatophobia after I was going to buy a balloon for her when she heard the sound of helium, she was so scared she grab my arm tight, screaming and crying "My body's blowing up! Please don't let go of me!!".

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

inflatable sex monkey

A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.

"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper

by N ate Efron December 13, 2008

Inflatio

The Increasing of price on the sexual act of felatio due to inflation.

Dan: Hey man how did the date with Jen go?

Jim: Oh man it sucked so i went to get a hooker but couldnt afford a bj because of inflatio

Dan: awww man that sucks

by Rayne Summers January 28, 2011

Inflated latex glove

when putting down an inflated latex glove, it is a signal that a female nearby wants anal penetration. Preferably used by medical assistants.

Hey Kylie, look at that hunk over there. Do you think I should put this inflated latex glove over there to let him know I want him?

by Bobby697 November 1, 2019

infratect

Infratructure Architect. IT Consultant with enough knowledge in networking, systems and applications to be able to architect a solution based on a business requirement.

We need an infratect to look at that...

by Soner Bekir October 2, 2007

Inflatable Exit

This is the opposite of a golden parachute. When someone has had enough of a job, freaks out and quits in a dramatic manner, a la Steven Slater, JetBlue flight attendant.

His employers were nuts; he didn't wait for the Golden Parachute and took the Inflatable Exit instead!

by fallegirl August 11, 2010