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I'm not gay seat 

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.
Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.

I’m not gay 

That line you have to say because you are friends with a gay guy, and a homophobic dude spreader the rumor your a couple and now you have to get rid of it yourself
I’m not gay by wenisses April 17, 2019

I'm I gay? 

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?
Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay
I'm I gay? by Bruh idk ok May 12, 2021

I’m gonna gay 

When an apple user that to type random stuff and ends up with I’m gonna gay.
Yo Christian I’m gonna gay.
Send nudes or I’m gonna gay.

I'm too gay for this 

When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.
Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.
I'm too gay for this by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019

Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them