irritated bung

Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)

The beer shits always result in irritated bung from the ridiculous amount of wiping involved.

by Jbif August 5, 2004

irritabating

Angrily masturbating or masturbating while irritated.

I began irritabating to relieve the stress of blue balls.

by Angry Masturdebater May 12, 2009

Irritatred

1.) Being unreasonably angry with something that has little bearing on your life.

2.) Abnormal or unjustified anger.

1.) Dude, i threw my Xbox controller through the window because I lost that game of madden, i was so irritatred.

2.) Bob was suffering an extreme case of irritatred when Steve stole his parking space, the trial is next Tuesday.

by Tobias Parker January 19, 2010

Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018

Irith

A god, the perfect human being, they understand balance perfectly and have the strongest sense of empathy and justice. One of the best companions and one of the smartest people you will ever find. Some would call them the one who maintains balance. Known for they're patience and understanding they make some of the best people to be around! They also have an extremely dark and high quality sense of humour

I swear to god he's so perfect he's almost like an irith.

by Critter109 July 15, 2021

Irritainment

Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but irresistible

Big brother Pop idol etc

by jeska September 7, 2003

iFriend

A person known to an individual only through the internet or other electronic linking devices or services.

(NOTE: NOT an apple product mean to keep one company when they feel especially lonely.)

OMG!!! TEH iFRIEND IS TEH BESTORZZZ!!!1!

by BernyPark April 13, 2004