itunes

I downloaded itunes after a friend told me it was awesome. So after 2 hours of converting my music to mp3 and putting them into folders. I then found out that it can't find song info from the internet which I need to keep my music organised. Probably used so much for the music shop & comes with ipods, but I dont buy music or own a ipod so it was useless. A much better media player is mediamonkey which can sync ipods if you need to aswell.

friend: dude get itunes it kicks ass!
me: alright can it organise your music?
friend: yea man it can do that
me: *waits two hours for converting*
me: i though you said this could organise your music?
friend: it does man it puts everything into folders!
me: *hits head against table and thinks about the two hours that was wasted*

by Drifter July 28, 2008

Ghetto-itus

When someone doesn't know what a word means. Or when girls are being blonde.

Brooke is so ghetto-itus.

by Camp Gut Busters August 31, 2006

iTunes

Music service provided by Apple for use with the Apple iPod. Also a useless, piece of shit program with a somewhat limited amount of platforms supported (Only for Win XP, 2000 & Mac, Win ME & 98 users are left in the dark). Also a waste of time considering you can download music for FREE using programs such as Limewire or WinMX.

John: Hey, wanna go grab something to eat?
Fred: Nah, gots no money left. Spent it all buying songs off iTunes.
John: I told yo stupid ass to use Limewire. Oh well, it's yo dough...

by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

iTunes Virgin

A person who has never purchased a song off Apple's iTune Store.

Example:

Person 1: He hasn't got any songs on his iTunes.
Person 2: Haha, he's an iTunes virgin!

by Cuuldude August 6, 2009

Itus

When you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.

Dave was going to come over earlier but he got the itus.

Sarah: why didn’t you call me back last night?
Dave: sorry, I got the itus after dinner.

by Thatscrazybuddy November 29, 2020

itunes

a silly little programme that makes more sense when you run it on microshit and dont have an apple ipod

Idiot: "have you got an ipod?"
Me: "nope"
Idiot: "then why you got itunes"
Me: "why not? it makes more sense having itunes without an ipod"

by Yapstarr September 25, 2006

itunes

A okish software apple made by copying almost everything from windows media player and adding a store.

Pros

Can get your songs on your Ipod
Converts stuff to MP3, which no other free software does
Podcasts.

Cons
Music is 99 cents. Go out and buy an actual CD, or just download it for free on limewire.
Doesn't give album art when you load CDs or transfer songs.
When you load a CD, sometimes it will mix the names around or completly make up new names for songs. Very annoying.
Made for macs, so it can't be TOO good.

Itunes is only worth while if you have a ipod or need to convert stuff to MP3.

by ZOMGLAWL January 4, 2007