The israeli military

The only place where you wear a gas mask for a purpose, not just f-sag.

Go to the Israeli military. Wearing a gas mask is serious.

by Sexydimma June 14, 2022

Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.

The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.

by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025

Israeli Snipers

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!

Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

Israeli Spiced Cock

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth

I ate israeli spiced cock last night

by cavelious james June 01, 2022

Israeli Genocide Force

The Israeli Genocide Force, once known as the "Israeli Defense Force", is a militant terrorist group that murders babies, children, women, men, and civilians while calling this activity "self-defense"

The Israeli Genocide Force bombed the cancer floor of a children's hospital in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed multiple refugee camps in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed a Red Cross humanitarian aid truck in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed an ambulance carrying wounded people in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force killed over 10,000 Palestinians in a month, 70% of whom were women and children.
The Israeli Genocide Force is supported by President Biden.

by Thinking_Millennial November 09, 2023

Israeli

A super hot chick from Israel that you would bang.

I would totally Israeli her

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024