ingrid

a code word for a gay boyfriend to hide them from your parents.

gay person: hah, I put my boyfriend in my contacts as Ingrid so my parents don't think I'm texting another boy.
their friend: but they'll think you're constantly talking to, and calling an old woman named Ingrid.
gay person:.. shhhh...

by bad.boy.supreme August 8, 2025

Ingrid

A girl who is often finding herself sitting or sleeping in the window. She bakes great cakes and often finds herself in the company of retards.

Person 1: Wow! Who is that sleeping in the window?
Person 2: It must be an Ingrid.

by bro4gouujjkk May 9, 2017

ingrid klesch

a girl who will smack you with her stanley if you temp her

person 1: “bro, did u see ingrid klesch violate that bitch with her fucking stanley?”
person 2: “no wtf”

by bruvaaaa April 19, 2024

Ingrid

A girl who is fat, lazy and always thinks she is the victim. She might not even know she is smelly and makes everybody uncomfortable being around her. She laughs like a goat and has snorty nose. She spends all day being a lazy ass on the bed, not doing anything, smelling her own farts and cries. She thinks she was being bullied at school but in fact, everybody was trying to be nice to her, but they could not stand her smell. She might be young but looks like 50.

A: Do you know Ingrid?
B: I don't know her
A: The one who is smelly and always laughed awkwardly
B: Aaaa yea

by ZoraNie November 30, 2021

ingrid

the love of my life omg omg omg she is so hot pls notice me ohmygod. I am so mad that she has a gf i wish it was me pls notice me ingrid. Idc if our relationship is illegal ITS FINE just notice me mommy. anyways. She's so perfect her smile OHMYGOD i can't.

"im in love with ingrid."

same. we all are.

by barfgirlxo69 November 23, 2021

ingrid x soft

soft too small bro

omg ingrid x soft lololololl ingrid wants to be eaten by soft eks dee little mouth hahaha

by sam the coolest June 15, 2021

Ingrid

Old scandinavian name usually used for woman. In slang used to describe something as cute or adorable in the same way that an old lady would be.

Ben: "Thank you for the cookies. That is very ingrid of you."

by Follkommen kuhl March 26, 2024