Illinois Hot Pocket

When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.

Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?

Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!

by Narddog February 16, 2015

illinois rail splitter

when a women spreads her vaginal lips and massages your penis with them without insertion

you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"

by Wicked CP November 29, 2012

Illinois Hot Stick

An act of process when a girl orders hot wings for your date, and gets extra hot sauce on the side than proceeds to rubs it on your dick. Than slowly licks it off till her mouth is on fire, than he ejaculates into her mouth to cool down the hotness.

Yo man, last night me and this chick where hanging than she was hungry, than when the food came, she wanted to do the Illinois Hot Stick!

by Derremy July 19, 2010

Illinois Hot Press

The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.

"I was going to watch Markiplier on YouTube but Stefan and Bryce gave it an Illinois Hot Press."

by Sexy Napkin March 6, 2014

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!

by fliip3 March 27, 2022

Illinois Maled

When one is either suddenly ignored, and/or when one person signs off without a proper farewell.

Guy: So what do you do for fun?
Girl: I like to play watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with friends, you?
-Guy has signed off-
Girl to random friend: He totally just Illinois Maled me!

by turrica June 13, 2010