Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void

"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"

by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020

Hommel Hot Pocket

(Hom•mull)

Noun

1. When a person that enjoys the taste of another person's flatulence.

"That hommel hot pocket was delicious"

2. A rotten odor so pungent that you taste but also enjoy it.

"That rotting carcass had a flavorful hommel hot pocket"

3. Someone that would enjoy eating the rectum of a skunk.

Mike: I'm really sorry but I have terrible gas today.

Matt: Let them fly. I love a good hommel hot pocket.

Mike: Are you serious? I had Mexican food for dinner!

Matt: I love the taste of recycled refried beans.

by Thebrightone24 October 14, 2020

italian hot pocket

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.

I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!

by Alex Yee v2 February 23, 2009

Alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket from the state of Alabama. Nothing more.

Damn this pepperoni Alabama hot pocket is good

by bruhinator 2000 March 13, 2020

alabama hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

by SWC February 4, 2005

New Delhi Hot Pocket

The act of pouring curry, especially one which contains the fiery ghost chile, into a woman of Indian descent's vagina. The pourer then eats out this spicy poon, thus creating the New Delhi Hot Pocket.

Did you hear that Arvind gave his girlfriend Deepti a New Delhi Hot Pocket ?

by Chill As Muck July 12, 2011

hot pocket

a woman's special lady parts, aka vagina.

yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket

by Tricky77 September 8, 2012