Horizontal Hokey Pokey

The act of or engaging in Sex.

"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"

by lauRgasm April 25, 2005

Horizontal F

During a threesome, usually with 2 girls & 1 guy, the girl with the biggest breasts lies down (Girl A), the guy proceeds to tittyfuck her, while Girl B lowers herself onto to Girl A's mouth to be pleasured by her orally.
This can also be transformed into a Horizontal P if the two ontop decide to connect.

Literally a Horizontal F
Dick to Tit & Teeth to Clit

by spct March 8, 2010

Horizontal Cha cha

Making love but lying down.

Me and Peggy did the old horizontal Cha Cha last night.

by Stupid scotsman August 10, 2016

Horizontally Inclined

The politically correct way to that someone is fat.

Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, there will definitly be a drastic increase in the number of Horizontally Inclined people.

by Leetpwnstar May 7, 2008

Horizontal Slut

A girl who gets with many guys. This differs from a Vertical Slut, who is likely to go all the way with a guy.

Hillary is ridiculously easy. It's hard to come across Horizontal Sluts with lists as long as her.

by goroo October 26, 2010

Horizon Forbidden West

An amazing game made by Playstation that you should defin buy! and aloy is a very savage ass woman

Horizon Forbidden West

by Aloy_Sobek June 26, 2022

Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

by teejones February 14, 2010