homelette

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.

-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*

by Bum Stigity Bum March 6, 2011

Hometowned in Jackson

Being on the receiving end of any act causing such great displeasure that the recipient cannot even bear to describe the act. First heardin reference to the formation of the Republican Party in Jackson, Michigan in the 1850s, the phrase referred to a sexual practice--apparently improvised during festivities related to the GOP's founding--so foul and vulgar that its participants swore never to reveal its nature. Believed by some scholars to involve the genital crank.

According to numerous academic sources, the first draft of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address included a reference to the Confederate Army having "really gotten hometowned in Jackson out there."

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

HomeTel

It's not your home, it's not a hotel --- its the HomeTel.
Most commonly used to describe a temporary living arrangement in places like a Residence Inn / long term rental

Hey, why don't you guys come over and watch the game with me in the HomeTel???

by $ Bill April 2, 2008

homietta

Female version of "homie", which means close friend.

What's up my homietta?

by Anonymous December 16, 2002

hometown fuck

all persons from 18-26 who have moved further than 200 miles away from the location that they lost their virginity (aka home) retain a certain idealization for a person they use to fornicate with. The special bond requiring each time they go home to call said person. Feeling a need to inform them that both of their reproductive organs are once again in a close proximatey of each other. It dates back to Persia during Alexander the Great era.

College guy: damn I can't wait I get home and see my hometown fuck.

Friend: what about Katie?

College guy: what about her? Hometown fucks are for life. Special bond.

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013

The Holetec

When a person is standing behind a male and proceeds to kick him in the balls from behind.

Damn man, Ronny just gave me The Holetec.

by Thai N May 23, 2008

Hamlet

A baby hamster under the age of about 3 months. Originates from the word "Piglet" : a baby pig.

Jon gave me a present! I got a hamlet and he's very sweet. He needs lots of care though, as he is only little x

by Pro ass December 13, 2008