A gay man who sucks on gay dogs and rips off their penises. He also sucks on surgically implanted penises on gay women.
by anus smacker May 15, 2017

a cool dude who predicts sports outcomes well and is the greatest fantasy player ever. most dedicated 76ers and eagles fans ever #trusttheprocess #flyeaglesfly
by maipuns May 17, 2018

by jaebvdksbdhs August 24, 2022

The act of getting drunk rather quickly and managing to vomit just about everything you have eaten that day, this usually occurs when in a minibus on your way to a night out and whilst you have passed out. This results in being taken to the hospital by paramedics.
by Friend of a Higgins :P July 11, 2012

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

she/her
“if youre happy doing what youre doing, then nobody can tell you youre not successful” -H.S ♥️
“if youre happy doing what youre doing, then nobody can tell you youre not successful” -H.S ♥️
by holeforkianlawley December 25, 2020

Best WR2 in the 2023 league. Bro got insane hands and is very much a cheat code because of how tall he is.
by Tee Higgins August 22, 2023
