Hiberdating

Dating Someone Only During The Winter Months And Then When The Weather Becomes Nice Out Breaking Up With The Person.

"I Thought Those Two Were Together?" "They Were But They Were Just Hiberdating.They Do This Every Year. First Nice Weekend Out They Called It Quits. Come October They'll Be Back Together."

by Rik27 April 15, 2010

Hibernate

A friendly word used to signify when one gets beat, most commonly in a game.

Guy A: "How many points did you get?"
Guy B: "15!"
Guy A: "I only got 3!"
Guy C: "Man, you just got HIBERNATED!"

or

**Guy A walks by**
**Guy B extends hand**
Guy B: "Gimme five!"
**Guy A keeps on walking**
Guy C: "Man...total hibernation, right there."

or

Guy A: "It's Friday."
Guy B: "No, it's Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday."
Guy B: "Saturday."
Guy A: "Friday!"
**Guy C walks up**
Guy C: "Hey, it's Saturday."
Guy D: "Dude, you just got hi-ber-NATED!"

or

Guy A: "You up to a game of Marbles?"
Guy B: "Ha ha, you know I'm going to hibernate you, right?"

by Aardvark August 9, 2004

hyberdate

To settle down during the winter months and date someone until the weather warms.

John and Megan hyberdated for four months but broke up as soon as spring hit.

by JohnMoor November 3, 2006

hibernate

The act of homosexual men, specifically bears, staying in bed with one another for an extended period of time.

Bruce and Dave are hibernating this weekend. How romantic. We should send them some merlot for a warm wine enema and some knitting needles so they can weave their shed back hair into a sweater.

by hy-burh-nat June 17, 2003

Hibernation

When someone keeps a significant other throughout the winter only to dump them once spring arrives to be single for the summer months, they are said to be in hibernation.

Usually occurs when a guy dislikes the weather conditions in winter and refuses to go to the bar to look for girls.

Jay: So my winter girlfriend has been really bitchy lately, I may have to dump her earlier than usual.

Neal: You're winter girlfriend? You're just going to drop her once its over?

Jay: Yeah man, I'm in hibernation. Its too shitty to go out to the bar every night in this snow.

by Jegster July 14, 2010

hibernation

When a man approaches a sleeping woman, and places his penis in her open mouth, subsequently falling asleep on top of her face.

Last night, after Judy fell asleep, I couldnt resist committing the hibernation. I packed that baby in for the winter months to come.

by Ralen April 10, 2005

Hiberbate

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.

Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!

by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010