Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam

Het frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam heeft een nietszeggend sausje, minimaal 3 designfouten en is bovenal veel te hard

Brian: "Ik ga een Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam benuttigen."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."

by Pizzabodem45 April 4, 2022

HET

when an english keyboard user tries to say "no" in russian. The sound it makes is ñet

Russian speaker: asks a question in russian
English speaker: het

by orde dorbe March 9, 2022

het

comparing something to being as bad as being heterosexual

“that’s so het”

“this class is like so het”

by emo homosexual September 22, 2021

het poacher

A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"

Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 23, 2022

Het

A person with very small dick and big ass.

yeah its true het have small dick

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Het Cariba Bad

When you stand above your girl, wearing only pants. Then proceeds to shit down your pants into your girls vigana. Then while the girl pisses you eat your girl out.

P1: Wow! Last night was crazy man.
P2: Oh really? What did you do?
P1: Yea, it was so awesome, we did 'Het Cariba Bad'.
P2: Wow that's crazy, how was it?
P1: Yea we really did it, it was kinda stinky, but so horny.

by Mikemikedb March 15, 2025