Evan Hendrickson

The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.

I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?

by trippdiii October 16, 2019

Mike Hendrickson

Meaning to only have sex with animals, especially dogs named oreo

"Bro you're such a Mike Hendrickson with that dog"

by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023

The hendricksons

A large family committing incest by raping theur family pet “oreo”

“Dude I loved the Hendricksons it was very strange how the dog queefed at the end though.”

by Rizzporn December 24, 2023

T.J. Hendrickson

A brick wall at least 10 feet thick.

A minor force of nature.

Unstoppable.

Dude! He pulled a T.J. Hendrickson!

by Soulcatcherteej November 9, 2010

Hendrickx

A double Martini + a raw egg

I just had a Hendrickx and I puked Everywhere....

by The "Hendrickx" creator February 18, 2011

Hendrickx

One who is of hidden "Hebrew" descent. In other words a "Closet Jew". Tends to portray Jew's in an obscene manner, but secretly cry's at night sucking on a dradle shaped pacifier holding the Tanakh close to heart. One who claims to be an excellent Madden player, but in all actuality puts the Sheeny Curse on all that oppose him, causing the game to be rigged. Note of Caution: If there is a Hendrickx around hide your wallet and all virgin male anus's, for they tend to flock to money and male backside's. Found mostly in Canada and parts of the U.S. (e.g. Minnesota)

"Man he was really bashing those Hebrew gentlemen, But his last name was Moses. Ill bet he is a real Hendrickx."

"Hey, who put the Sheeny Curse on Madden. DAMN IT HENDRICKX!"

(Person 1)"I heard there was a penny on the ground out front of Surfside Bar."
(Person 2)"Not anymore, there's a Henrickx there."

by Jewsader Catholicism March 2, 2011

hendrick middle school

a middle school made in the 90s that has a lot of basic white girls but then also has ghetto black people and is has strict teachers but then the art teacher is really chill and nice and the coaches really like to make the students hustle and never go to the counselors because if you tell them anything they will tell your parents and there are no bullies unless your racist, and its overall a good school with no bullying unless you smell and start drama for no reasons.

Person 1: I wanna go to Hendrick Middle School!

Person 2: Hendrick Middle School? I heard the teachers are strict if they don't like you.
Person1: EXCEPT the art teacher

by pOpAcHoCkYmIlK :) March 31, 2021