help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

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Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

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Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.

Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......

by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021

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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022

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