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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.
"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.
by skropll March 6, 2025
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help me

help me usually means SAVE SHUKRI FROM KENYA BECAUSE SHES STUCK THERE FORVER
'help me im stuck'
by khughvnghdg August 18, 2023
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HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance
Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin
by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024
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Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!
Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
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Help me

A word used to describe your life
Help me my dog ate my fridge
by The simpo May 21, 2021
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