hazzelbackshire

a slang word, or a cuss word meaning to crap (poo) on a unicorn.

person #1: hey did you just see that guy?
person #2: ya dude hes such a hazzelbackshire.

by qwerty12223 April 13, 2010

Hazelwood

When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.

All she could find was vaseline to jerk me off so it was a total Hazelwood.

by Mondak October 16, 2017

harelina

Harelina is a short girl with anger problems and loves laughing .

“That girl is so angry she must be a harelina

by Juiger September 4, 2020

Hazel

Hazel is a smart but shy person. She looks to strangers as shy and quiet, but when with friends she is super crazy. She is affectionate and kind but can get upset easily. She is quite pretty.

Hey, it’s Hazel! I have heard she is shy but look at her!

by Among_us_fan October 26, 2020

hazzel

a toxic girl but she’s ok

hazzel: stfu

5 mins later

hazzel: i’m so sorry-

by ashislate May 15, 2021

Hardell

Someone with good taste. A person who will stand by you while you go through a million ideas and when you’re finished give you the best advice based upon on their knowledge of you as a person. Compassionate but vulnerable.

Don’t ask me, find your own Hardell.

by Professor Nerd August 14, 2021

Taylor Harrelson

The action of completely strangling the funniness out of a joke by overuse, and in the wrong situation. Or also known as going mitch on a joke

AKA Buzz killington

Guy 1: hey did you see that episode of *_____*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*

by bobby beucher October 11, 2011