harpoon

to frequent a night spot for the sole purpose of meeting and engaging obese prospects for sex.

We're going to The Ritz to harpoon a fresh catch. Wanna come?

by Jaytex March 11, 2003

Vodka Harpoon

A tampon dipped in vodka prior to vaginal insertion. This way, the woman can ingest some of the vodka herself before she removes and presents it to the lucky recipient who sucks it dry.

My woman was on her rag and I couldn't crotch my mickey of vodka, so she put together a couple vodka harpoons... We both got a buzz, it was great.

by shamus82 September 10, 2009

harpoon[gameop]

Harpoon is a faggot fucking cock smoking shit pushing fudge packing arse raping man-loving cumstick pindicked wankerhead.

*** Join: "User"
<User> Hi everyone
<HarpoonGameOp> I wouldnt use language like that if I were you.
<ChanServ> User was banned for inappropriate behaviour

by Anonymous March 5, 2005

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

harpoon

While getting head give the unsuspecting woman a swift flat-palmed smack to the back of the head.

that gag sound after I harpooned the drunk chick was priceless.

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

harpoon

poon. 1. Verb. a person that sticks poons and gets up close and personal to get pussy because pussy smells like fish.
2. Noun. penis, the actual object used to stick the poons

tyler- hey i harpooned some pussy last night
lee b.- yeah my harpoon is 10 inches long and i harpooned somebody in an elevator with it
(entire 9th grade)- lee shet the hell up your a dumbass

by episcopal pimp January 31, 2005