Zac Hanson

Much maligned but talented drummer from one of the most original Indie bands of the last 15 years, who despite his best efforts still looks about 12 years old (unlike the most attractive man on the planet Taylor Hanson)

That Liam Gallagher thinks a big Gob makes him musically talented but he could learn a thing about talented brothers from Zac Hanson.

by twiglet July 21, 2008

Hanson Hat Trick

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.

by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010

Hanson

The most amazing man in the universe. He's able to get any girl in an instant. (Not that he would) He is an extremely intelligent human being who can do quick maths. He is also a legend at basketball and has decent handles. Hanson is also a master salesman and can sale pretty much everything.

Oh lawd, it's Hanson!!!

by 2Literz4Lief December 7, 2018

The Hanson

Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.

"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."

by Ragzilla April 28, 2010

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

alex hanson

The only know human with a power level over 9000

Vegeta what does the scouter say about alex hansons power level?

ITS OVER 9000

by loz minikins new step dad December 29, 2013