Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

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Handcuff Honey

A woman who chases after or seeks relationships with men in jail or prison.

Watch out for them Handcuff Honey's....they only want you because you're in jail!

by uraluzer84 June 16, 2018

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Handcuffed

When a person is giving head to a woman, and suddenly gets their tongue stuck in their vagina.

Paul: How did it go?
Joe: It was terrible! She handcuffed me!

by john fackleton November 27, 2021

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handcuff kink

where someone likes to get handcuffed during intercourse

person 1: i love a bitch who got a handcuff kink

person 2: hell yea!!

by faggotlol November 30, 2022

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Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves

It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge

by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025

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