Handitard

A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.

(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?'
(Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'

by ismiseshrek December 28, 2007

Spread-eagle handstand

When you stand on your hands, and spread your legs open spread eagle, as to show the crotch.

At the pool, Marco did the spread-eagle handstand.

by Sunioncarrot11 December 13, 2013

handstlye

the style in which a graffiti writer presents his/her handwriting.

'that guys handstyle was wak'

by MC Boonge August 13, 2003

handitard

someone who is retarted and handicapped. In other words a complete freak of nature fuck up.

that steve o is a handitard.

my sister shits herself that fucking handitard

by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007

Hardisty

Faggot, Gay, Loser and Annoying

Most of the time if you know a Hardisty it is not so great.
Hardisty's tend to be very annoying and very aggressive.

P1: Man that guy is annoying.
P2: Yeah he's acting like a Hardisty

P3: Why is he being such a dick?
P4: His name is Hardisty

by I shall remain unknown January 17, 2013

handispot

A handicap parking space

This store has a lot of handispots.

by majikka May 25, 2009

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010