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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster
I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

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by HundredC September 28, 2020
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Hanselman

The act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. Although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. Also the women must remain friends after said Hanselmanning.
Man 1: Dude, I hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

Man 2: And they are still friends?

Man 1: Yeah.
by dickinny April 17, 2013
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hansell

Beautiful prince with the hair of Thor and the biceps of Zues. Constantly in the search for a princess with lots of candy ;)
Did you see that guy over there planting flowers? He's definitely a Hansell.
by Cdaddibea January 6, 2016
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hanafee

A hanafee is a person who is kind, caring, good looking. By his looks, he can easily attract women. He may seem like he does not care at all but deeply he does. He likes to act like he is fine and nothing is wrong with him but nobody knows he's true background. He is also known to be gentle with women and girls. Some say he is quite an eye candy. His love towards his peers are unexplainable.
Oh my god! He is such a hanafee
by John whiteman December 25, 2016
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hanse

the eboy of this generation, the only one that matters. no one does it like him.
x: "did you see hanse today?"
y: "yes i did. he looked so cool, he's really THE eboy of this generation"
by mlldsj August 18, 2019
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hanses.right.hand

The most loyal nice awesome amazing spectacular respects other people's opinions friend and the most awesome being to ever exist I love her and so should you 😻🙌💯t
Hanses.right.hand is the greatest being to ever exist.
by m0onjun December 22, 2020
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