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hamburger eyes 

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.
All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.
hamburger eyes by java monster February 25, 2008

hamburger pls 

A scream/quote that Pink Guy will often scream when coming inside a hamburger joint. These hamburger joints can be these:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Whataburger
- Carl's Jr
- Dairy Queen
- Hooters
- Burger Town
Pink Guy: CAN I HABE DE HAMBURGER PLS!!!!!!!!
McDonald's employee : What the fuck????
hamburger pls by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

hamburger stand 

noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.
Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
hamburger stand by Opalarmada October 6, 2011

Hamburger Dick 

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.
Hamburger Dick by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Hamburger Clown

A nickname for hamburger connoisseur/fast-food industry spokesman/former U.S. President Donald J. Trump referencing his love of hamburgers, or occasionally "hamberders".
An overflow crowd cheered at former President Donald Trump's rally yesterday when the Hamburger Clown himself walked out to the refrain of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A."
Hamburger Clown by goesto11 July 5, 2021

hamburger phone

A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.
(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.
hamburger phone by pbm19 January 31, 2008