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husband-haver

Bob - "That new kid vinny is gay."
Bill- "Yeah, he's such a husband-haver."
by Jert March 12, 2008
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husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
by bullet88 August 6, 2009
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Husband Hole

A woman's "Lips", her thing.
Damn! That bitch has a huge husband hole.
by DoodooMan September 23, 2006
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husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.
the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.
by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014
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husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 5, 2016
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Husband-Able

Evan Taylor is 100% husband-able
by fk99 June 7, 2019
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husband beater

wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate slutasticness
hey i just took a shower and now I'm in my husband beater.
by mb1993 January 8, 2011
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