packing hummus

When bicurious, bisexual, pansexual and/or lesbians hang out really late at night.

Did you hear that Jessie and Carrie were out packing hummus last night?

by redheadinpdx October 21, 2010

eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent

"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"

by Really likes hummus February 18, 2012

Buffalo Hummus

The absolute worst thing you can buy at a grocery store. It's COVID times, and still, the shelves are stocked with buffalo hummus. This is even after the toilet paper famine of 2020.

"Hey bro, you seen that new kid? He looks cool."
"No bro, lets go meet him."
"Hey, whatcha eatin'?"
"Buffalo Hummus."
"Yuck man, lets ditch this guy."

by uwu777 September 9, 2020

ithaca hummus

a brand of hummus made with only real, fresh ingredients created by Chris Kirby in Ithaca, NY.

Hey Jen, do you have any snacks?
Yes Grace! I have ithaca hummus and carrots! It’s so good, it was awarded “Mens Health 2021 Best Dip!”

by BeetBro1 November 23, 2021

Marmite Hummus

A phrase for Justin’s shit

Paul gave Justin marmite hummus again and they had it on toast

by 2000002 April 27, 2022

Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.

Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL

by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023

chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴

American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...

by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023