footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.

if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen

by Fishyscrubz March 27, 2009

pics or it didn't happen

What 12 year old horny boys say when they want a picture of a hot girl

Person 1: me and my sis got in this huge vodka spitting contest, her shirt was so fucking soaked you could see her boobs

12 year old: pics or it didn't happen

by just a random british girl October 13, 2016

what's the worst that could happen?

Kick Ass Movie

"Let's steal some shit. Somethin about a ring. Gay guy with dogs. The End"

Man i was watchin that movie,what's the worst that could happen? it gave me a bonerection. uhhh!

by the mello December 29, 2007

waiting to happen

the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.

Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.

by holy January 22, 2005

It's bound to happen

A "safe" phrase to tell a women when you are not paying any attention to what she's flapping on about.
Also can get a person out of trouble at work.

Try it (on anyone)
Trust me it works...

Women: "I had a terrible day at work...." , "I can't believe she...." , "I am so excited for...."
Boss: "We have had a terrible quarter....", "I've noticed employees have been...."

You "It's bound to happen"

by Tony from MN November 29, 2009