mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Waz Handler

Someone who handles Waz; a toilet cleaner...

Piss Harry

by Ridcully December 31, 2003

Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Master meat handler

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

by mack0100 July 21, 2015

pole handler

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once

Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go

by SamStrothers February 23, 2025

brick handler

one who handles bricks, i.e., of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, etc.; someone who deals large quantities of drugs

"That guy makes mad money, he's a straight up brick handler."

"I'm about to get a tattoo of a brick with a handle on it, cause I'm a certified brick handler."

by Père Temps October 28, 2011

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while the person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022