Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019
Get the Garth Mario mug.Troyal Garth Brooks is primarily known as a country music super star whose success has spanned two decades. Some little known trivia about Garth Brooks include: He is a gay rights advocate, he had brief career playing baseball professionally and HE INVENTED THE TACO PIZZA. Not even kidding. His wife AKA Trisha Friggin Yearwood who also is multi-talented and a chef said so. She casually indicated in an episode of Trisha's Southern Kitchen (Season 3 Episode 5), that indeed the 22 Academy of Country Music Awards winner himself, created the Taco Pizza. Not just a version of the taco pizza, but the concept of putting taco stuff on a pizza came from Garth Brooks. Don't believe me, do your own research.
Me: "Hey do you like taco pizza?"
Anyone who will listen: "Yah, I guess..."
Me: "You can thank Garth Brooks, the Rodeo man himself for that"
Anyone who will listen: "Yah, I guess..."
Me: "You can thank Garth Brooks, the Rodeo man himself for that"
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Paul Garthed his geopolitical opinions at the party until he was asked to clean the mess he'd made on the floor and leave.
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Garther - a very sexually attractive individual usually spotted serving at banks or other machines - originated in klb school
Garthhhhhaaaa garthhhhhh , ur such a garther
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