Guinness

A liquid black gold, unlike any other fluid in modern science; a beer that tastes like the springs of heaven and is just as smooth going down. Sets the baseline for beer in Irish pubs.

Not very carbonated, just smooth, chuggable flavor.

Known for the insane show of nirogen acrobatics, while the drinker waits for the holy thick, creamy head of godliness to settle.

Turns fruity men with tight pink shirts into whore-house frequenting lumberjacks; drinking guinness is a sign of pure masculinity.

Ordering Guinness in a true Irish pub: "Pint, please."

Woman: "You're so smooth!"
Kieth Stone: "Not as smooth as a Guinness!"

"Guinness is nasty!"
"Go drink a blue moon and stop whining, pussy!"

by luckotheirish September 11, 2012

Guinnesscide

When a beautiful draught of Guinness is spilled.

Don't commit Guinnesscide, hold on tight to your drink.

by Tepid Darkness July 13, 2015

Guinness Hater

One who hates Guinness or criticizes those who drink it.

Don't let that Guinness hater criticize you for not ordering a hazy IPA.

by Fred Waldron March 18, 2019

Gullness

The state of something being absolutely absurd and illogical.

That is so gull
I can't handle all this gullness.
your gullness is driving me crazy

by Bob Azure March 26, 2019

Guinness

A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.

Mason guinnessed in ians mouth as punishment for his misdeeds

by Icono June 7, 2022

guinness penis

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022

Fizzy Guinness

When you loosen the lid of a carbonated drink, hold it on the top of the bottle whilst shaking it vigorously, and then quickly shove it up their ass so the lid explodes off and a combination of froth and shit spills everywhere

My girlfriend pissed me off last night so as we finished doggy style, I snuck a Fizzy Guinness up her ass

by Electric jacko May 31, 2018