monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

Glothing

Glothing™:Dance Fashions to Glow Your Mind; the sickest rave clothing made from neon fabric and glow sticks (that are easily replaceable) merging fashion, dancing, and music for crazy nights and better memories

"What are you gonna wear to the concert tonight?"
"GLOTHING!"
"Fuck. Yes."

by fishsmackdown September 22, 2011

Heaven-May-Care Grooming

Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.

My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.

by Wow_Really December 7, 2018

gooting

walking with joy

The man was gooting along the sidewalk.

by fleeb26 May 3, 2010

Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008

grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 4, 2018