groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.

The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.

by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008

Groentjuh

"to do a Groentjuh":

To mention vital or (more) detailed information in chat messages completely enclosed in parentheses, often after a preceding message roughly addressing the topic.

Or, more general: simply the act of putting chat in parentheses which is more than a mere comment and is likely to trigger replies/discussion about it.

<Bob> There are no reservations yet.
<Bob> (but I guess there'll be a lot by tomorrow)

<Alice> (Hello everyone!)
<Alice> (What's up?)

Both Bob and Alice "did a Groentjuh" above

by Notausgang May 17, 2008

Kick To Groin

Someone doing a field goal attempt on you.

They were many, many days that I wanted to kick Noel in the groin.

by Saints September 25, 2003

Goint

Semen:male reproduceing unit.
Busted: exploded with semen.
awing in amazement.
Beeing suprised with happiness.
Elated: very excited.
Caught in utter disbeleif and shocked.

I gointed all over her face

by Joseph Burns April 30, 2006

Groin Stride

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.

I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.

by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010

Grontch

To get and then partake of.

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.

by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011

groinage

part of the groin area which is rubbed

ie a bit of groinage

by duncan wong November 13, 2003