Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.

Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Granny botherer

Someone who visits their aged relative during a Coronavirus epidemic.

Don't be a Granny botherer, stay at home !

by DavidBronteBeach April 10, 2020

granny go-kart

One of those small electric cars that are available for decrepit people to drive around grocery stores.

Gertrude pimped out her granny go-kart

by Leigh Prince November 9, 2005

granny hannie

An often inarticulate person who likes correcting other people's mistakes when she has the most rudimentary knowledge of anything out of all the people I know.

Is China in Europe?

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

granny dabber

Someone who sends most of their time playing bingo.

The bingo hall was full of granny dabbers.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Granny punani

Your grandmas pussy (vagina)

Your granny punani is loose af

by The definer bitches 😝😝 August 5, 2016