Granger Danger

when someone happens to fall in love with a girl who had been before perceived as a nerd. usually ends in the singing of a song.

Boy 1: That girl is such a nerd.
Boy 2: No she's not, she's really cool.
Boy 1: Oh, no.
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: You must have Granger Danger
Boy 2: I think I feel a song coming on.

by rentaninja October 7, 2010

grang

the jelly-like substance found between the buttcheeks

when i took off my underwear there was alot of grang left behind

by grand master beef October 26, 2006

granjob

Is a hand job given by a guy after a long shower has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old woman's hands.

Get out of the shower Logan, are you trying to give yourself a granjob?

by Ted (credit to Alecia & Sarah) June 11, 2008

Granola

A hippy, minus the sex, drugs and rock & roll .
(fun stuff)

Hippy - fun = granola

by Al Kykyoraz September 20, 2013

hermione granger (emma watson)

Hermoine is the very intelligent and very hot girl that grazes the Harry Potter Movies. Emma Watson is the actress that plays it and out of the teenagers that are in the movies, she'll stay in showbiz the longest.

Emma Watson kicked ass as Hermoine Granger. I hope to see her more after the Hogwarts movies.

by mrconfusion87 June 30, 2004

Granola Dick

A lumpy penis typically caused by some form of sexually transmitted infection.

Trent has a granola dick.

by JMGolden December 17, 2014

Granola Bar

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

by EatAnytime December 13, 2017