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Everyone and their grandma

What you say when there are a lot of people.
usually only used when a lot of people have a certain article of clothing or in the same place.

don't use if with someone over the age of 60, or with someone you are trying to impress with your intellect.
Jane: did you go to the twilight premiere?
Lucy: ugh. yes.
Jane: was there a lot of people?
Lucy: just about everyone and their grandma.
by natalienegro March 24, 2009
mugGet the Everyone and their grandmamug.

psycho grandma

a fat irritating grandmother that is crazy as hell normally to her grandchildren and son-in-law
man that psycho grandma is is going crazy for no reason.
by shadowpsycho July 6, 2010
mugGet the psycho grandmamug.

Grandma Kid

A young adult/teenager that dresses like a grandma or way too old for their age, they usually appear to be very awkward and shy. They typically wear long socks, tennis shoes, shirts that do not fit properly and their haircut is usually outdated.
Wow that girl is such a grandma kid! She always looks so scared when I say hi to her!
by Dr. Love18 September 6, 2011
mugGet the Grandma Kidmug.

grandma zone

When the thought of being with or performing a sexual action with a person is the equivalent of doing such things with your grandmother.
Person A: Brandon is cute. Why don't you go on a date with him?
Person B: Ew! No way! He's in the grandma zone. That's so gross.
by Kattywin August 26, 2014
mugGet the grandma zonemug.

Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
by K. Wright February 1, 2009
mugGet the Grandma Montanamug.

Grandma Billy

A man-boy monster that lives on the west end of the city of Florissant. He is rumored to have grown a full beard at the age of 14 and has released 14 triple platinum rap albums. This individual is extremely dangerous and must be avoided at all costs. If you sight a grandma billy hold completely still and keep blank thoughts as most Grandma Billies can hear thoughts.
Never before sighted by the public but Grandma Billy is rumored to have existed by Sigmund Freud and many other reputable psychological therapists.
by WTBHeals December 27, 2009
mugGet the Grandma Billymug.

grandmas ashes

THE BEST TASTING THING FUCKING EVER. LIKE HOLY SHIT IT TASTES GOOD
Person 1 I ate grandmas ashes
Person 2 lucky
by trexhv December 12, 2019
mugGet the grandmas ashesmug.

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