A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.
Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER.
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
by Christina King March 19, 2008
You might say.. your a goober.. and then the other person might say your a goober licker and then the other person will say no I'm not and then the OTHER person will say thats the problem
by RamaHater June 12, 2005
I have this horrible itch on my goober.
Hey, you want to see my goober?
I have a sweaty ass goober bro...
How do you shave your goober?
Hey, you want to see my goober?
I have a sweaty ass goober bro...
How do you shave your goober?
by Bean Supreme April 17, 2009
by Grace Lynn April 12, 2008
A person who comes off as being a tough a tough individual on the outside , but as soon as they are around they're significant other become sweet and begin to show very emotional behavior not usually seen from them.
by Dave Busterfield April 10, 2011
This word is a ver offensive term for a nerd or a geeky type person who does'nt have any friends and spends all his or her time on the computer looking up naughty and erotic stuff
by Maligus October 06, 2005
A dumb person that thinks they are right when they are not. A goober is someone who fights you on everything for no reason.
by FonyTierro January 19, 2017