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A cute little fish

It radiates warmth and happiness by its warm colours

It's kind and caring and forgetful but has a warm heart
She is my goldfish
Goldfish by Thegoldsishgirl June 11, 2023
Cool, smart, lucky mofos like Arian
You radiate goldfish energy - massive goldfish energy dare I say.
Goldfish by chubbybeespls July 10, 2023
The polar opposite of a catfish; not photogenic but really attractive in person
Carolina is such a goldfish it’s great!
Goldfish by CrustMstBust December 28, 2023
Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.
You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)
Goldfish by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024

Goldfish Fight Club 

A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.
Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.

Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person
Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.
Goldfish brain by Azraelo September 21, 2016