Awakened Gojo

Awakened Gojo is the name for some teenager who found out about the colors red and purple while he was healing him self using positivity or something

Awakened gojo is stupid and drunk

by suger man May 28, 2024

gojo tax

when someone breaks your kitkat or breaks the food you're eating to into a half so they can eat it...kinda like fanum tax but with gojo.

I paid the gojo tax when I let my friend break my kitkat

by iluvvash January 29, 2025

Gojo Shmeekmeek

A 2 team, 24 player Balkan game where the players stand on a enlarged chess board surrounded by a monopoly board with middle eastern village names on it. You are given a 2 handed rectangle shaped tennis racked and toss a large smush melon ball into the air and try to eliminate players on the other team by getting the ball into the square they are standing on. If you miss the players square and land in a empty square, the player who hit the ball has to move to that empty square. If the ball lands in their square or hits the player, they are eliminated and the team that hit the ball gets to play a turn on the monopoly board, which has the same rules as regular monopoly. In all four corners there are 1 player revive card, in which the team can use to revive one player. Whoever has the most money before a full team is out or the 90 minute countdown ends, wins the game.

Yo wassup fool, Me and Max Julian were gonna join the game of Gojo Shmeekmeek that the rest of the hood is playing. You wanna join fool?

by ratwrap November 15, 2024

gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru

“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”

by aeseara January 29, 2024

Dirty Gojo

The act of jerking a long one to Satoru Gojo from JJK (Jujutsu Kaisen) usually with a partner in which you stare directly into each other’s eyes why profusely edging

Dirty Gojo: one’s urge to violently edge to Satoru Gojo.

by The MAN of THEM February 10, 2024

Gojo Satoru

Gojo Satoru is the most delectable finest most gorgeous man on earth. he is the strongest, and he will come back.

Person 1: hey, have you heard of Gojo Satoru?
Person 2: yes omg i wanna get him pregnant so bad
Suguru geto: real

by sleepysatoru November 29, 2023

Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.

Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"

by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024