gnome

To take ones equipment without asking and having absolutely no right to. Sharpies are excluded from this category of stolen goods.

Kristen gnomed my damn pipettman

by big hot mj June 25, 2009

Gnome

Using the word "gnome" in place of no or know.

"Jimmy did you take the trash out?"
"Gnome, mom I haven't had time."

by Keith234901 November 24, 2008

Gnoming

The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.

"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"

by House J.R. March 15, 2010

Gnome

The most legendary garden ornament ever made.

2010 is the year of the the midgets that wear pointy hats and brain wash your mind (gnome).

by DEATHxCOW January 11, 2010

Gnome

Slang used to describe something that is good.

How was your test?" "It was gnome dawg.

by The One and Only V-Man June 06, 2010

gnoming

masterbation with lawn gnomes

me and my friends got wasted and went gnoming

by pete@petesfat@bl March 13, 2005

Gnomed

Having received oral sex from a little person.

"Remember that little person I was flirting with at the bar last night? Dude, I took her back to my place and I totally got gnomed."

by Aly Shaw February 12, 2008