glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

glitch-out

To function with glitches; malfunction

His system began to glitch-out.

by ectopunk February 15, 2010

glaister

A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes

That guy loves England so much he is glaister

by baz123456 February 3, 2009

Mr. T-glish

Mr. T's version of our own average, pitiful, England-originating, latin-based, taking-from-basically-all-languages language.

Where a normal guy might say, "I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."

Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"

(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)

by nubluva April 9, 2007

glish

Awkwardly cool and interesting, but not by the usual standards. So cool that it simply can not be describe with by any known adjectives such as the shit, awesome, or wonderful. Can be used to describe people, or any noun that gives anyone a slight feeling of euphoria upon sight and may cause one to forget what they're thinking. Mainly used when you have no clue to describe something cool.

girl: That shirt is so artsy..so cool..it's glish!

by Chris M. Grant September 1, 2007

Geisting

When someone you've been dating suddenly ceases communication, and just as you think they have ghosted you, they text you. They stay around for a while and then disappear again. This may go on for some time. They come and go, like a poltergeist.

Kate: "How is it going with Tony?"
Grace: "So weird, he just texted me last night out of the blue, after not texting me for 2 weeks."
Kate: "Oh, he's geisting you, huh?"

by The Candidate March 12, 2017

Glastonbury

The best music fesitval in the world.

Have you got a ticket for Glastonbury?

by James April 19, 2004