Griddle

to be griddled is to be in a zone that only drugs can take you to. Often referred to in wishful thinking and joking around. It is a point of maximum enjoyment, pain, frustration, and anger. Picture your mind on a frying pan and imagine that the juices are being extracted once they reach their dankest point. Can either be a good thing or bad.

"My mind is griddled"
"I would like to make a mcgriddle sandwhich out of that sex puppet over there."
"Griddle me up and drench me with your succulent juices."
"Griddle Slam!"

by Peaks January 19, 2006

girdlestone

one of the best names ever created, they have a great personality and are secretly liked by some of the sexiest women around. they are funny and charming. they will also give anything a try

"i would love my man to be a girdlestone"

by -bil- January 14, 2008

guddle

To cuddle the shit out of a girl

After sex, my girlfriend looked so cute I had to guddle her

by pumpkin pantz June 7, 2009

Gidle

The act of displayed stronger aggressive expression toward something cute for example pinching a child's cheeks

I want to gidle that cute face

by Mavis Took July 1, 2019

Guddle

Pool of fluid (male or female), produced as a result of sexual excitement.
Etymology: contraction of ‘goo’ and ‘puddle’.

Ew, Lucy, is that your guddle? Clean up after yourself.
I'm telling you, Lisa got pregnant from sitting in Graham's guddle. It's totally possible.

by Ubercorn July 21, 2017

Girdle

Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.

"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."

by I went to a fish market and all i got was this lou September 29, 2003

griddle

One man in couple, ties string to bacon (or other meat product) encourages partner to swallow said product whole. Then proceeds to commence with the brown love. At point of climax string is tugged, eliciting gag reflex, causing sphincter to contract. Resulting in smily faces all round.

Rui really enjoyed being griddled by the master.

by Rui Wang November 21, 2003