meat grinder pussy

a vagina that is extremely tight, usually hurting ones dick.

Bob: did you fuck yet
Me: yeah, she had a meat grinder pussy so my dick hurts a lil
Bob: damn.

by gothuzi May 18, 2018

New York Grinder

The act of standing over your man/womans' face, after working up a dripping sweaty ass crack, and then proceeding to squat down (lining up nose and asshole) grinding forward and backwards. When satisfied, stand up and blow a load on that sopping wet face.

My boo loves the New York Grinder. The taste and everything. I'm so glad my mom gave me a walk through.

by Boo thang 2211 December 29, 2016

montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.

"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017

Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.

Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.

by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019

geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013

grinder

A sandwich in a long roll. Used primarily in Southern New England.

-Can you get me a turkey grinder, Jethrow?
-What is a grinder, sir?
-Sorry Jethrow, I forgot that you're an illiterate southener. A grinder is the same as a sub, a hoagie, or a hero.
-I understand now. I'll make you a grinder now. Thank you kindly.

by Jason Cheng loves Anna's Taqueria September 25, 2005

Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009