Get off the internet

When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.

Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!

by Get off the internet! January 1, 2011

Get off of my cloud!

A phrase used to express the desire to act freely by telling someone else to stop holding them back, or to say "fuck off." First used in the Rolling Stones song of the same name.

Can also be used if you are bitched at for blazing/tripping out, and you're on a cloud.

1. Asshole teacher: "You'll never get anywhere in life without studying, you must study-"

You: "Get off of my cloud!!!"

2. Goody two-shoe: "Smoking of any kind is bad, but it is also illegal to smoke marijuana, i will be nice and not report---"

You: "Get the FUCK off my cloud, find your own bitch!"

by biohazardvictim January 23, 2011

get off the shits

Stop trippin

Yo you for real trippin like, get off the shits

by uglyboyjason January 12, 2017

Get Off and Go

Spin on the the expression "Dine and Dash". Your boyfriend/girlfriend/lover makes you cum and then you leave abruptly.

"I hate to Get Off and Go, but I need to get to work."

by baginabreath*69 August 10, 2009

Get Off The Beach

To take action. Rather than sitting around discussing things forever (where should we eat, who should we call, when should we go out, what method should we use, etc.) DO SOMETHING. Reference to WW II D-Day beach landings. See also: Establish A Beachhead.

Doug: Should we build this in a word doc or just go powerpoint?

Chris: Who cares, just make a decision and get off the beach.

by Dougie Doug July 15, 2010

get off my helmet

When someone says Get off my helmet that means leave me alone. They are giving you a hard time. Teasing you. Bothering you. Annoying you.

Kanika was teasing me about not knowing spanish, i told her to get off my helmet.

by justme_lildee January 27, 2018

get off on the wrong foot

Make a poor start

I think we get off on the wrong foot

by Middle East April 2, 2021