Ranked as the 2nd best public college in the north, this institution is the home of honor roll students who taste alcohol once and then it's on. Closed parties are enforced due to the local law that attempts to crack down on underage drinking but fails. If you are not on a sports team, club, or a part of greek life then you will drink alone. Mens Rugby is the largest club with an average of 60 members. Sororities include AOPI, ADE, SMAC, Sigma Kappa, and CLIO which is the worst. If you attend Geneseo you will get a great education but will develop a slight alcoholism problem. The most popular Fraternities include Kappa Sigma (gay), MAC, Crows, and notorious date rapers DK. You will be held in high esteem if you graduate but be prepared to drink or smoke your way through professors that went to Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Penn State, NorthWestern, and Johns Hopkins. Great school, great hockey, and an a nationally ranked rugby team.
"Oh I see you attended SUNY Geneseo?"
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
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Guy #1: Zheesh, dude, look at all those colored glass bottles sitting in the windows of that old fart's mansion. Must be a thousand of them!
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.
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A person who is smart most of the time, but who makes the occasional hideous spelling mistake, and therefore loses his 'smart' status.
"Tonight has produced what can only described as 'pure geniuse'!" he proclaimed when writing to tell his friends of his achievements of the evening.
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Get the Genesee mug.A Genieva has a rare kind of beauty, and you'll never meet a girl quite like her. She is intelligent and a bookworm, and she is a social butterfly. If you meet a Genieva, you better treat her like the queen she is. A Genieva loves her friends, and enjoys watching Mean Girls and eating chocolate icecream while gossiping and ranting with her best and closest friends. A Genieva is only athletic when she's in her dancing shoes. When she's alone, you will often find Genieva laying on her couch eating oreos and spoonfuls of Nutella while watching The Breakfast Club. Genievas are usually brunette, tall, toned, and busty. They usually get along with people named Elizabeth, Carly, Rebecca, Natasha, Jacob, Jo, Renée, Eva, Aroura, Katy, Thomas, Julia, Daniel, Kyle, Drew, Quinn, and Felicity.
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Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005
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