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bene gesserit witch

A female that appears to be beating or pwning a male at his own game with no effort and much ease.
That bene gesserit witch must be using a wall hack because no girl is that good.
by mieshka September 24, 2005
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geyser

1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com

2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang
Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.
by thefunkySmonkey May 12, 2013
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Max Geiger

The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.
"What's the Deadliest Warrior guy's name?"

"Max Geiger, fucking fag..."
by Mr Lorax October 23, 2012
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Geyserville

AKA geezer-ville, fucking-nothing-to-do-ville.

Tourists are constantly drunk, and coyotes are eating babies.

Some like to call it "Boonfuckalucka".
Person 1: What do you want to do?
Person 2: What the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in fucking Geyserville.
Person 1: POST OFFICE BABY!!!!!
by Porkipine October 20, 2006
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Geiger

A verb which means to furiously assault a woman's face with a penis.
Nichole stabbed me in the kidney so I gave geigered her.

That geiger left Nichole with severe blood loss.
by furtehlulz September 30, 2011
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Michigan Geyser

the act of putting mentos down somebody's asshole and then pouring diet coke down the asshole. Then a chemical reaction occurs causing a stream of fizz to explode out like a geyser.
Tyler: Dude i just totally gave Amanda a Michigan Geyser last night.
Blake: I've done worse to animals.
by WHITBY20 January 9, 2011
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geiselle

geiselle is the most ratchet, basic, ho ass bitch you will ever meet.

She is usually in black or galaxy print leggins
with timberlands and mc donalds $1 coffee in a starbucks tumbler.
Darius: hey dood his u see tht girl geiselle

quintana: who the one in the black legginz
by bossassbitch14 April 23, 2014
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