Geezer no gizer

A geezer no gizer is an old pig that runs around the forestry trees in search for a cantaloupe.

Erin- ‘hey Bethany did u see that geezer no gizer running around yesterday?’

Bethany- ‘why yes Erin I did’

by randopando2 October 1, 2018

geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt

Shes a right geezer bird

by Ben Davis November 6, 2003

GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.

Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!

by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010

Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket

Seasonal for the 2008 GOP (Republican) Presidential Election. Geezer refers to Senator John McCain and Gidgetrefers to Governor Sarah 'Baracuds-Lipstick-Pitbull' Palin.

Street Conversation: "I know that if the Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket gets elected, we'll be selling pencils and turning two dollar 'ho tricks to pay the rent. No doubt!"

by Mike the Arf November 4, 2008

Geezer Clone

Someones who really fucking unfunny.

Have you heard about this guy named John? Hes such a geezer clone.

by Gazorpazerg September 11, 2020

Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007

Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.

The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.

by springfield cop November 4, 2008