gecko attack

when a gecko attack's

the great gecko attack

by le fish au lava May 21, 2022

geckiclog

A phenomenon in which individuals are unable to navigate through a piece of playground equipment due to the fact that there are too many other people in the same piece of equipment causing a human “jam up” or clog.

My kids couldn’t climb to the top of the jungle gym because there was a geckiclog.

by Orebank Bus Rider July 4, 2022

sprawling gecko

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.

Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.

by Harry The Wise March 12, 2014

gasping gecko

A term used when a person is surprised.

Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!

by asdf_fdsa October 13, 2017

Blueberry gecko

A secret code word for minecraft

I’ll be blueberry geckos 15

by Matte B raps May 1, 2020

Seth gecko

Badass criminal protagonist played flawlessly by george clooney

Seth gecko is the brother of richie gecko

Badass and Seth gecko are interchangeable terms

“Dude you shot that biker for stealing your seat? You’re such a Seth gecko!!”

by Officiated September 1, 2022

third party gecko

an eventful night between two willing individuals with the additional presence/inclusion of a gecko or other reptilian creature

“I’ve been getting bored with our usual Friday nights. Are you interested in trying tonight with a third party gecko?”

“Emmy! What a great idea! I was afraid to ask...”

by hotttttyyyy December 1, 2017