gastrognome

A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.

Michael Winner.

Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.

Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*

by jwgrooves March 20, 2011

gastrononscriptophobia

The fear of waiters not recording your order in writing (usually experienced in better restaurants). This condition may persist even when an order is accurately delivered.

I don't want ice in my coke, but my waiter has failed to write down my order, so I'm suffering a bout of acute gastrononscriptophobia.

by Rabelais October 28, 2008

gastroentomologist

A doctor who specializes in the study of insects in the digestive system.

When I took my three year old with stomach pains to the pediatrician, she referred me to a gastroentomologist after learning that he puts everything in his mouth when playing in the yard.

by SD Ron July 8, 2011

gastronome

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.

You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."

by Very Finestein July 23, 2013

gaybro

A gay man who acts masculine and is interested in guy stuff like sports, video games, military issues, grilling, knives, gear, working out, gadgets, tech, etc...

Popularized by the subreddit of the same name.

Guy1: Hey, I heard that guy is gay but he doesn't act feminine.
Guy2: Yeah he's a gaybro.

by greengb December 11, 2012

gayronic

Characterized by an insincere or playful expression of a homosexual or androgenous quality.

See metrosexual.

Ted ordered an appletini, a gayronic departure from his usual "scotch on the rocks".

by Ian Archer March 1, 2005

Gaypron

Any apron that a grocery bagger is forced to wear.

"It would be a perfect job, if not for the gaypron."

Note: This is just a word I've made for my work apron. It is not popularized.

by Claude L. Fleming, IV (Lee) April 9, 2005